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sadistfaction by jpg3 January 1, 2015
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Sadist
"Today, I saw someone crying in pain in the corner and I found it really fun."
"You are such a sadist!"
"You are such a sadist!"
Sadist by LecturingSociety March 27, 2015
Sadist
Sadist by The Jester of Madness! November 11, 2015
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Sadist by I only speak the truth soz sis December 4, 2018
sadistic sense of humour
sadistic sense of humour by euphoria09 December 13, 2009
Friendly neighborhood sadist
He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.
Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.
Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain
Can take it away
Aka a Charlie
Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.
Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain
Can take it away
Aka a Charlie
Example:
Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?
Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?
Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
Friendly neighborhood sadist by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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