Soddening 

A tradition in which new parents lay out sod for their child. It is typically celebrated with a party in which close relatives and friends gather and watch the baby play on the new grass. There are small idiosyncrasies depending on local tradition, but all include new babies and soft green grass.

Sam's soddening was so cute, I want a baby.

Soddening by Brokefixride August 17, 2016

Sodding

Very mild adjective, roughly the same obscenity level as "darned" or "bloody". For some obscure reason, Americans (who use the word "sodding" to mean putting turf (or sod) down in your garden) have got the impression that it is of about the same obscenity level as "f***ing" whereas it is not uncommon to hear your elderly aunt, who wouldn't dream of saying "shit", use it.

Blimey, it's sodding cold today - or - has anyone seen my sodding keys?

Sodding by johnmnz August 12, 2017

Soddering 

An incorrect term for 'soldering', usually used by idiots, or people with 'labtop' computers.

Soldering is the process of joining metals with by using heat to melt a filler metal. Soldering is often used for making electrical connections in electronics, as well as being used in other metalwork.

"I need some more sodder for my soddering iron"
"Sod off."

Soddering by Andrew Yarrow March 13, 2009

sodding

A british slang word, meaning 'damned' or 'fucking.'

Teacher: OK class, get out your homework!
Student 1: What homework?
Student 2: You know, the maths worksheet.
Student 1: Oh yeah. the sodding maths worksheet.

sodding by ~*skinnybitchLEIKOMG*~ May 6, 2007

saddening 

The collective noun for an assembled group of vegans

Restaurant manager to new waitress: Can you attend to the saddening at table 10, they look like they're ready to order.
New Waitress: Sure, which one is table 10 again?
Manager: The quiet table in the corner with people wearing "meat is murder" tee-shirts.

saddening by HisBeariness April 6, 2021

Soldering Iron 

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot

You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

Soldering Iron by Dillon Farnum April 1, 2005

Soldering Iron 

A tool used for soldering circuits and for stabbing people in the face, particularly by Christopher Walken

Wha-shoo-say? You're talking to me all wrong...its the wrong tone...you do it again and i'll stab in the face with a soldering iron!

Soldering Iron by theblurfromjoisy July 28, 2010