18 definitions by Dillon Farnum

Went looking for some mangos and found a tiger. Got his head cut off by Marlon Brando's goons
The Horror...The Horror...
by Dillon Farnum December 17, 2004
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A person who has no personality of their own, so they pretend to be other people. For money
Oh man! I'm so uninteresting! Looks like I'll have to be an actor if I'm going to have friends
by Dillon Farnum January 17, 2005
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Lead singer and "guitarist" for Green Day, arguably one of the worst bands to come out of the post-Grunge cess pool that it modern rock music.

With their endless supply of vapid, abhorrent "music" and pointless, ignorant, ersatz political activism, Green Day have cornered the market on 13 year old Rebels out to spend Daddy's money from mowing the lawn at the nearest Hot Topic
When you hear him play the guitar, what you are really hearing are the tortured souls of dead guitar players
by Dillon Farnum March 28, 2005
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One who believes that an ethnic group should be ruled by their own kind, not a foreign government
If it were not for nationalism, Germany would still be in about 20 pieces, and Austria would be a major world power
by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005
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Also known as the "Mothers Against the Bill of Rights". While their cause is one which cannot be argued against, their Machiavellian tactics are unconstitutional and often pointless
They clearly want to eliminate our Fourth Amendment Right to protection from illegal search and seizure with their checkpoints, and lowering the legal blood alcohol will do absolutely nothing to lessen the number of drunk driving deaths
by Dillon Farnum February 03, 2005
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The most evil city in the US
Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


See? All of them EVIL
by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005
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All of his songs sound the same
What song is this?

It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway
by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005
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