Sockmopper

Someone who is so lazy that when they spill something, they whipe it up with their sock covered foot, instead of getting a towel.

Bob is a major sockmopper when he whacks off on hard wood floors.

by Pissdick. February 2, 2005

sockmonger

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.

"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"

by Tamin September 24, 2008