Social Dickstancing
Social Dickstancing by JT Fett March 29, 2020
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Selective Social Distancing
Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents
Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020
Social distancing
Hey, I’m gonna head home, we should really implement the social distancing thing when coronavirus is going around.
Social distancing by CrankyGamer March 14, 2020
Social 'Dick'stancing
"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."
Social 'Dick'stancing by KayYo21 March 21, 2020
Social distancing zombies
In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.
Social distancing zombies by Option 22 March 26, 2020
Word of the Day on April 4, 2020
social distancing
1. A technique used to prevent the spreading of a pandemic disease by physically distancing yourself from others. (i.e. not shaking hands to prevent the spreading of germs)
2. To spend time relaxing by yourself.*
* May be used as code for private, solitary activities of *Any* kind. (i.e. masturbation)
2. To spend time relaxing by yourself.*
* May be used as code for private, solitary activities of *Any* kind. (i.e. masturbation)
1.
“During the Swine Flu pandemic many health officials recommended Social Distancing. This started a wide trend of mask-wearing, not shaking hands and standing 6 feet apart in public.”
2.
“See ya man, I’m going to do some Social Distancing and chill.”
2*.
“I got some new lotion so I going to go do some heavy Social Distancing!”
“You need a girlfriend, man.”
“During the Swine Flu pandemic many health officials recommended Social Distancing. This started a wide trend of mask-wearing, not shaking hands and standing 6 feet apart in public.”
2.
“See ya man, I’m going to do some Social Distancing and chill.”
2*.
“I got some new lotion so I going to go do some heavy Social Distancing!”
“You need a girlfriend, man.”
social distancing by NoThankYou4PiggyFlu May 1, 2009
social distancing
i was up for sex tonight, we went to bed, she got as far away as possible, called it social distancing
social distancing by Kaydog1 March 23, 2020