Sobekk

A beaner
What Trump thinks Mexicans are
All the bad parts of South America personified

Person one: OMG it's Sobekk
Person two: Quick call ICE

by wehgv24g3w June 8, 2020

Lord Sobek

All Hail the Mighty God who allows thy reproduction but requires sacrifices of mummified crocodiles to preserve sperm counts.

Oh thank Lord Sobek my car survived the accident.

by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019

Sobek

Sobek is a crocodile god of Nile in Egypt. He can haunt you too.

Caleb from Geneva, New York was haunted & then possessed by Sobek when he visited a museum to see a mummy who was an Egyptian priestess protected by Sobek in her afterlife. To know more, use base64 decoder to decode this aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1zRS1BMlVfc1BhUQ==

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021

Mr. Michael Sobek

The hottest teacher in some people's opinion

Mr. Michael Sobek is not even my teacher and he is so hot that I want him to pound me. My favorite part is his butt.

by Don't get me in trouble June 30, 2019

sobek

an egyptian god (of the nile), an awesome name for a bubbler

Sobek-"As he is a god of the nile, the water pours forth from his sweat and the herbage is made green."

by Nistrams420 April 24, 2004

sobeskies

a really awful slang word used by annoying chicks who want to unsuccessfully improve upon the word "sober"

girl 1: hey girl, i totally talked to mike yesterday!
girl 2: oh yea, were you drunk as shit?
girl 1: no! i was completely sobeskies!

by NeverSaySobeskies October 7, 2010

Sobeski

A girl who gets drunk off of one shot, and kicks ass in Halo. Has a thing for guys named Ethan. She is the type of girl who will be up until 5am on a school night browsing memes.

Sobeski hooked up with another Ethan at that party last weekend!

by YawnGomes May 3, 2018