Definitions by Not_Tommy_Wiseau

Motorized Flamingo 

A term used to describe phallic objects in an attempt to hide any underlying implications.

Person 1: Hey do you see that cucumber? It looks like a motorized flamingo.
Person 2: Ha lol true dat
Person 3: What? I just thought it looked a bit phallic.

Person 1+2: HOW DARE YOU SIR OMGSNKKSSKR

Motorized Flamingo by Not_Tommy_Wiseau August 16, 2020

Oiseau 

It is pronounced "Wa Zoo" idiot.

Idiot: "It is pronounced "Why Zoh"
Intellectual: No Oiseau is pronounced "Wa Zoo" though like

Oiseau by Not_Tommy_Wiseau July 8, 2019

Lord Sobek 

All Hail the Mighty God who allows thy reproduction but requires sacrifices of mummified crocodiles to preserve sperm counts.

Oh thank Lord Sobek my car survived the accident.

Lord Sobek by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019

Ryan

A disgusting waste of sperm that does not deserve the carbon footprint that he produces in his privileged life. He is the type of person to put a ruler underneath his pillow to see how long he slept.

After flunking my final it is no surprise that my Math teacher's name is Ryan.

Ryan by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019

PVZGW2 

When God came down from the heavens to create the Earth he made a time capsule set for 2017. When Pop Cap slipped over their own stock prices they found it in their backyard and boy is it AMAZING! With such great standouts such as Bling Gatling and Sombrero Bean Bomb you know it is really a gift from god.

My doctor diagnosed me with brain cancer but after playing PVZGW2 the tumor died after witnessing a Foot Solider being blown up by a Sombrero Bean Bomb in Soil Survivors.

Wow PVZGW2 seems to win game of the year every time due to it's extensive amount of quality.

PVZGW2 by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019