Sobek

Sobek is a crocodile god of Nile in Egypt. He can haunt you too.

Caleb from Geneva, New York was haunted & then possessed by Sobek when he visited a museum to see a mummy who was an Egyptian priestess protected by Sobek in her afterlife. To know more, use base64 decoder to decode this aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1zRS1BMlVfc1BhUQ==

Sobek by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021

sobek

an egyptian god (of the nile), an awesome name for a bubbler

Sobek-"As he is a god of the nile, the water pours forth from his sweat and the herbage is made green."

sobek by Nistrams420 April 24, 2004

Sobek's Toxins 

A state of extreme resource depletion, often accompanied by vocal distress. Originating from a Valorant player (Sobek) known for perpetually running out of Viper's toxic abilities, "Sobek's Toxins" now describes any situation where someone is critically low on essential supplies, energy, or patience. Can also refer to the act of dramatically announcing this depletion.

How are Sobek's Toxins?
Is Sobek running out of Toxins?

Sobek's Toxins by sobrrrt January 7, 2025

Lord Sobek 

All Hail the Mighty God who allows thy reproduction but requires sacrifices of mummified crocodiles to preserve sperm counts.

Oh thank Lord Sobek my car survived the accident.

Lord Sobek by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019

Mr. Michael Sobek

The hottest teacher in some people's opinion

Mr. Michael Sobek is not even my teacher and he is so hot that I want him to pound me. My favorite part is his butt.

Mr. Michael Sobek by Don't get me in trouble June 30, 2019

boy sober 

not talking to a boy,talking about boys, or dating a boy

Ella Kate: Did you talk to Derick about yalls relationship?
Isabella: no, I told him I was boy sober.

boy sober by aly$$a_ November 2, 2017

Soberfication 

When one abruptly loses their alcohol-induced inebriation due a shock of cold temperature upon going outdoors, causing an immediate sobering effect; similar to drinking three black coffees.

Travis stepped outside after a full afternoon and night of drinking massive quantities of strong beers and dining on delicious Southern BBQ only to experience immediate soberfication.

Soberfication by bluesandbarbq November 7, 2011