The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.
Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.
A Soberski is a different name for a feelski, the greatest feeling your bitch will feel. Mother Fucker. It involves reaching around from behind, and grabbing/ manly massaging your woman's sweater puppies. Use with caution. Will get any bitches beaf curtains moist with desire.
Woman: Oh my GOD!!! That felt so GOOOOD! I wan't your rock hard member inside of me!!! Was that a feelski?!