The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

Sobberbate by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022

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Soberski

A Soberski is a different name for a feelski, the greatest feeling your bitch will feel. Mother Fucker. It involves reaching around from behind, and grabbing/ manly massaging your woman's sweater puppies. Use with caution. Will get any bitches beaf curtains moist with desire.

Woman: Oh my GOD!!! That felt so GOOOOD! I wan't your rock hard member inside of me!!! Was that a feelski?!

You: Nah bitch. That was a Soberski

Soberski by SwoleKid November 8, 2010

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slobbershack

when something is stuck in your shoe. Dont struggle to say "Hey something is stuck in my shoe." Say slobbershack

Ruby: Hey slobbershack
Chase: Oh, I hate when things get stuck in my shoe

slobbershack by chaseathanas May 6, 2020

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slobbersaurus

one who puffs his or her face out against a window and drools uncontrollably as they proceed to vivaciously lick the window on the sunshine bus.

Dude, I can't believe you would do something so retarded! why don't you pull your helmet back down, you slobbersaurus?!?

slobbersaurus by brle7817 July 12, 2007

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