Sobersona

A persona that a drunk person has crafted in order to seem sober.

Mary put on a sobersona in order to hide her blasphemous drinking habits from her Orthodox parents. It did not work😨.

Sobersona by His, Her, and Their Eminence September 18, 2021

Sobernaut 

A person undertaking a journey through sobriety.

The bold sobernauts slipped the surly bonds of booze-dependence and touched the face of not-being-so-f**ked-up-that-you-spent-the-whole-weekend-hugging-the-base-of-your-toilet-while-wishing-you-were-dead...ness.

Sobernaut by MotorBath May 11, 2018

stersonal 

A single gram of dried cured marijuana that is owned by a specific individual.

You cannot smoked them because they are Q's stersonals.

stersonal by Rav4chan June 6, 2017

Sobercoaster 

A large mob of not-drunk people wandering around campus on Friday nights.

"Look at those losers riding the sobercoaster."

Sobercoaster by lindseysaid September 6, 2011

Sobernoia 

The sudden urge to utterly swear off weed after going without for several days due to deviation from your normal, weed ensconced routine.

Me: Yo, Tbone, I've come to realize I may not be making the best choices for my personal health. I'm off the weed man. Hanging up my Spurs.

Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?

Me:. Well, I mean...

Sobernoia by TheCav January 14, 2018

soberton

Fucking best place on earth

Dudeeeeeeee on a scale of 1-Soberton how good was that party

Dude it was SOBERTON!

soberton by Thunder thighs May 18, 2018

Sobercoaster 

The often difficult process of realizing the need for gaining, maintaining, loosing and perhaps regaining one's sobriety.

Dude, did you just get off of your sobercoaster after six months of sobriety?

Sobercoaster by riqosuavekulasfuq May 7, 2021