sobber

The one that sobs.

Emily: I'm a full-time sobber.
Erick: I see.

by dirtandmagic May 1, 2019

Tennessee Sobber

When a girl stops mid-blowjob and starts crying

I was five minutes into getting dome then the girl got all Tennessee Sobber on me and started crying.

by HandsomePete September 5, 2012

sorry sobber

A person who is used to say sorry profusely for trifling mistakes all the while trying to retain her place in your good books.

Having missed to send the invite to me, Raj, being such a sorry sobber was in his most apologetic mood during lunch.

by srizah September 27, 2011

boy sober

not talking to a boy,talking about boys, or dating a boy

Ella Kate: Did you talk to Derick about yalls relationship?
Isabella: no, I told him I was boy sober.

by aly$$a_ November 2, 2017

Soberfication

When one abruptly loses their alcohol-induced inebriation due a shock of cold temperature upon going outdoors, causing an immediate sobering effect; similar to drinking three black coffees.

Travis stepped outside after a full afternoon and night of drinking massive quantities of strong beers and dining on delicious Southern BBQ only to experience immediate soberfication.

by bluesandbarbq November 7, 2011

slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....

God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !

by flash gordon ramsey March 8, 2019

Sober Sleepover

The point in a relationship when you are officially dating someone even if you haven't had the 'are we dating' conversation. Several drunken sleepovers may have occured at this point but once a Tuesday rolls around, you watch a movie together, and have a alcohol free sleepover...you are dating.

Ben: How are things with Julie? You've been hanging out a ton. Are you all dating yet?
Rich: Good, but no way we've only hung out 3 or 4 times.
Ben: Have you had a sober sleepover?
Rich: Um...yeah.
Ben: Dude, you're totally dating.

by bhl1677 December 10, 2009