Snuggle Dick

An individual attempting to gain "high-roller status" with literally zero to no money. Someone who has a tall hat with no cattle.

Matthew: "Look at that guy checking out that new boat for sale."

Mark: "He can't even afford a pot to piss in."

Luke: "Looks like snuggle dick has his eyes on the finance office already."

by Elijah The Baptist December 13, 2013

Dick Snuggles

A gay man who handles mule cocks. Hangs out often with Oshiro.

Dude, did you see that guy? He just raped that mule. What a Dick Snuggles!

by Giant head, Slow brain October 30, 2009