Snuggle Dick

An individual attempting to gain "high-roller status" with literally zero to no money. Someone who has a tall hat with no cattle.

Matthew: "Look at that guy checking out that new boat for sale."

Mark: "He can't even afford a pot to piss in."

Luke: "Looks like snuggle dick has his eyes on the finance office already."

by Elijah The Baptist December 13, 2013

Dick Snuggle

When you cum in your partner and remain penetrated for an extended period of time

After we fucked my partner and I dick snuggled

by Canelo Cannoli June 23, 2024

Sniggle-dick

When a persons dick is so small it is called a sniggle-dick therefore prompting someone to change their gender because they are unhappy with their size.

Tony has a sexual problem and the ladies cannot get satisfied from his sniggle-dick.
Tifa: "Tony has a sexual problem and the ladies cannot get satisfied, I know I'm not"
Cloud: "Tony needs to switch genders so that he doesn't have a sniggle-dick anymore, that way he will never worry about pleasing women"

by Aficianado January 9, 2022

Dick Snuggles

A gay man who handles mule cocks. Hangs out often with Oshiro.

Dude, did you see that guy? He just raped that mule. What a Dick Snuggles!

by Giant head, Slow brain October 30, 2009

snaggledick

the result after a girl kicks a guy in his erect penis and breaks it so it does not grow anymore and is forever crooked

No means no. He didn't listen, so I gave him a snaggledick to remind him of that in the future.

by BT Daniels September 24, 2012

Snaggledick

When an uncircumcised man's phallus becomes flaccid. the foreskin droops over the glans of the penis creating a snaggle shaped. This commonly accurse during sex with a boastful man who believes he is amazing in bed. this tend to lead to ego stroking and placating.

Mike is a snaggledick.

by VynilAngel December 13, 2018