1 definition by Elijah The Baptist
An individual attempting to gain "high-roller status" with literally zero to no money. Someone who has a tall hat with no cattle.
Matthew: "Look at that guy checking out that new boat for sale."
Mark: "He can't even afford a pot to piss in."
Luke: "Looks like snuggle dick has his eyes on the finance office already."
Mark: "He can't even afford a pot to piss in."
Luke: "Looks like snuggle dick has his eyes on the finance office already."
by Elijah The Baptist December 13, 2013