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snaggledick 

the result after a girl kicks a guy in his erect penis and breaks it so it does not grow anymore and is forever crooked
No means no. He didn't listen, so I gave him a snaggledick to remind him of that in the future.
snaggledick by BT Daniels September 24, 2012
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Snaggledick 

When an uncircumcised man's phallus becomes flaccid. the foreskin droops over the glans of the penis creating a snaggle shaped. This commonly accurse during sex with a boastful man who believes he is amazing in bed. this tend to lead to ego stroking and placating.
Mike is a snaggledick.
Snaggledick by VynilAngel December 13, 2018

SnagglePinky 

Having a pinky the size of your mother fuckin middle finger!!!
Have you seen Matt Heafy's (Trivium) Entrance of the conflagration video? Damn He Has One Fuck Off SNAGGLEPINKY!!!!!!!!!!!
SnagglePinky by Jay Parker 117 June 26, 2009

snagglefuck

Snagglefuck: A word used to describe sex gone terribly wrong. Snagglefuck can be used to describe instances where sex has embarrassed the participants, or hurt them in some way. It can also be used to describe intended sex that never happened, and lastly can describe painful sex or sexual irritation.
"That was the worst snagglefuck I ever had, there we were, behind the bleachers, I had Susie's dress up around her neck and I was hammering her puss for all I was worth...how was I to know they had a camera back there? How was I to know it was connected to the main display units, and audio too....all the crowd saw was my butt pumping away with Susie's legs over my shoulders crying "fuck me you wimp, fuck me like a man!"
snagglefuck by vinter May 16, 2008

SnaggleJacked 

1. The act of something that was wrongfully stolen in a skillful way.
2.The jackage of snaggles.
3. To describe anything that is negative.

(vb.)
Josh: "Damn, someone put their food on the table where my backpack was."
Tucker: "Shit dude, you just got snagglejacked."
SnaggleJacked by Tico Brohe December 2, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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