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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.
"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"
Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019

Snootying 

When somebody is being both Snooty and Annoying at the exact same time..
Tends to be when somebody is full of themselves and being annoying about it.

Person 1: - What are you doing?
Person 2: - The Task.
Person 1: - Ohh right well I've already done that.
Person 2: - Shut up! I'm doing my work!
Person 1: - No you're not.
Person 2: - That's because you're snootying.
Snootying by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010

Snooting 

Fully snorting a shot of strong spirit (preferably captain morgan's) to obtain that heavenly nasal buzz.

Waking up to a bowl of Special K and a fat snoot is a great way to start the day.
- Man: "Im knackered dude.."
Snooter: "You should probably get snooting then!"

- "Cant drink the rest of your Morgan's spiced? No problem, just snoot it"

- Snoot Nazi: "no snoot for you!"
Snooting by Quierre July 25, 2011

snollering

The act of sustained snorting while laughing
NK
still snollering at TG 's dad jokes

TG
I can't believe JW's pants fell out of his bag in front of everyone, I'm still snollering about it.
snollering by TreNadz April 27, 2010

Anal Scootering 

The process of having anal sex while riding on a scooter.
Pretty good, me and my girlfriend did some anal scootering by the boardwalk.
Anal Scootering by UMARZ May 27, 2010