Snowtos

A photo of a landscape or place covered in snow used to show a large audience via social networking sites that it has begun snowing

Guy 1: Gah just got hit by a bombardment of Snowtos

Guy 2: Yea... it's filled up my news feed

Guy 3: YAY ITS SNOWING!

Snowtos by Kid Kalo December 19, 2010

Snowtorum

A nasty, frosty mix of snow and ice.

Ugh, the snow made driving hard enough, but this freezing rain is covering the streets in snowtorum.

Snowtorum by GLAMAZONIA February 4, 2012

Snowmosas

Drinks for the wives at the bar after a snowmobile ride.

Hey Zack, let’s load up the broads this weekend and get some snowmosas.

Snowmosas by Tonka wood chuck February 3, 2022

snowmosapian 

Snomosapian is the proper name for the snow people.

Did you see that snowmosapian the children were making?

snowmosapian by Spazticclown01 July 30, 2007

snowmosexual

somebody who has sex with snowmen.

alicia thrust the snowman's icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmosexual intercourse.

snowmosexual by alicia morgan April 13, 2006

Snowtorious B.I.G. 

Term used to define the Saturday, February 6 2010 storm that dropped 30+ inches on Washington, DC and its surrounding areas, as well as the aftermath of chaos that ensued. The storm was the largest in 90 years in the region, and it effectively shut down the city for 84 hours (and was followed by another large storm on Wednesday, February 10, 2010). The term was first used by the AP.

School has been closed ever since Snowtorious B.I.G.

Snowtorious B.I.G. by eliotdotcom February 9, 2010

snowmosexual

a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles

"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."

snowmosexual by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009