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Snowtos

A photo of a landscape or place covered in snow used to show a large audience via social networking sites that it has begun snowing
Guy 1: Gah just got hit by a bombardment of Snowtos

Guy 2: Yea... it's filled up my news feed

Guy 3: YAY ITS SNOWING!
by Kid Kalo December 19, 2010
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Snowtorum

A nasty, frosty mix of snow and ice.
Ugh, the snow made driving hard enough, but this freezing rain is covering the streets in snowtorum.
by GLAMAZONIA February 4, 2012
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Snowmosas

Drinks for the wives at the bar after a snowmobile ride.
Hey Zack, let’s load up the broads this weekend and get some snowmosas.
by Tonka wood chuck February 3, 2022
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snowmosapian

Snomosapian is the proper name for the snow people.
Did you see that snowmosapian the children were making?
by Spazticclown01 July 30, 2007
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snowmosexual

somebody who has sex with snowmen.
alicia thrust the snowman's icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmosexual intercourse.
by alicia morgan April 13, 2006
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Snowtorious B.I.G.

Term used to define the Saturday, February 6 2010 storm that dropped 30+ inches on Washington, DC and its surrounding areas, as well as the aftermath of chaos that ensued. The storm was the largest in 90 years in the region, and it effectively shut down the city for 84 hours (and was followed by another large storm on Wednesday, February 10, 2010). The term was first used by the AP.
School has been closed ever since Snowtorious B.I.G.
by eliotdotcom February 9, 2010
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snowmosexual

a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles
"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."
by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009
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