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snow-how 

Snow-how, a portmanteau of snow and know-how, is the knowledge and skill utilized during snow and inclement weather.
"Right. So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs, came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how. These underprepared vacationers turned to eating each other to survive. Eventually, though, they realized they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife." ~ Nick Offerman as Beef Tobin
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Playing With Snow

Doing cocaine.
I heard Bobby has been playing with snow.

Showing up uninvited 

in internet parlance, meant to convey the appearance of an unwanted or undesirable group of people that you weren't seeking out in the first place.
There was an interesting discussion about how to save up for retirement, but then all these bitcoin bros started showing up uninvited.

Snoricide 

The act of killing an extremely loud snoring person. This is usually done by nudging, pushing, kicking and loudly sighing the person to death.
"This is clearly a case of snoricide. He died as a result of futile efforts to get him to wake up and stop snoring. At times attempts to get him to wake up included kicking, poking, jumping on the bed and loudly sighing 'wake-up and stop snoring dammit!' to no avail. The outcome was inevitable."
Snoricide by Insomniagirl February 22, 2013

Snow Luggage 

When someone doesn't clear the snow from the roof of their car and proceeds to drive around with it, looking like the rooftop luggage of the old days.

Coined by Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87
Steve: It's not snowing anymore, where is all this coming from?
Tom: It's that douchebag in front of us with the Snow Luggage.
Snow Luggage by Beardown69 January 15, 2015

Snoilnet 

The modern day snake oil - bullshit products sold online. Most commonly seen via social media as overly long video adverts promising to teach you the best method to make millions on Amazon or Shopify. That method is almost always the same: sell ebooks or courses that teach people how to make millions on Amazon or Shopify.
Annoying Shitsack: "2 years ago I was in huge debts, now I make millions a month on Amazon, buy my $2000 course to find out how."
Peter: "YouTube, will you please fuck off with these snoilnet adverts."
Snoilnet by Cheesed1ck November 26, 2020