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snowbandit

In the case of a blizzard/whiteout, there are those, most often of younger age, that will immediately gear up and set out into the snow-coated streets with one objective in mind; dominate with snow. These are snowbandits, one with the white, clandestine in their operations, and always armed with a variety of different caliber snowballs to suit any given situation. Often moves in groups of two or more, though the occasional lone wolf may be encountered. Be cautious of their cleverness in tactics, the snowbandits are not to be underestimated.
"What the hell happened to you?"

"I was on my way home from the grocery store, and I got ambushed guerrilla-style by a group of snowbandits. They plastered me with slushballs, a brutal choice. I only barely managed to escape."
snowbandit by Bezekric May 18, 2005

Snowbagging 

When a male individual dips his testicles in a bag of cocaine and proceeds to a single or multiple women or men to snort the substance off of his genital area.
I am late for work because I was snowbagging with a couple girls I met at the bar.
Snowbagging by Cowabunga Dude! February 26, 2013

two pissholes in a snowbank 

Two pissholes in a snowbank
I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like “two pissholes in a snowbank!”

And I fucked em right in the snowbank 

When you lay-out someone for being a dick. Usually used in places with snow. It's said when your buddy is being a douche and you put him in his place.
Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

And I fucked em right in the snowbank 

When you lay-out someone who is being a dick. Usually said in places with snow. Its said when your buddy is being a douche so you put him in his place.
Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

Fug Lee Snowbank

(Per Adam Carolla) An ugly woman a man occasionally sleeps with so he doesn't get tired of only bedding super hot chicks.
I have a hot 19 year-old runaway staying with me, but I might need a Fug Lee Snowbank to remind me of how good I have it.