slowbang

When a song is so sad or depressing that it is necessary to slow down sexual intercourse.

Me and my girlfriend were forced to slowbang when chasing cars came on.

by Jc787 March 20, 2017

The Slow Bang

The act of sensual love making

Last night I gave my lady friend the slow bang.

by Shane Sellar September 23, 2005

slowbag

Someone who is conspicuously slow and gets right in front of you at the absolute worst time. A combination of "slow" and "douchebag."

(On the Long Island Expressway) "This fuckin' slowbag is gonna make me miss the first pitch!"

by Porgmundr May 23, 2023

Snowbang

Snowbang - is a quickie in a snowbank

We went for a walk in the winter and ended up having a snowbang.

by Ecologicmgmt April 4, 2016

slowbag

A douchebag who blocks your way because they're too slow.

"We would've been there on time if it hadn't been for that slowbag."

by ljak November 22, 2021

slowbag

1. An annoying douchebag who goes too slow and blocks your way.

2. A compound contraction of "slow" and "douchebag." It voices irritation.

"This slowbag is gonna make me late for work again!"

by ljak November 26, 2021