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Snowjacked 

A Shut Up cartoon series that airs on Tuesdays and talks about Layta who needs Derf's help because her family has been, as the title says, snowjacked, or as I like to say, being kidnapped during the blizzard.

No one knows how her family were captured or who captured them but it's a funny story in some cases. However, if one's friend/family/boy or girl friend was snowjacked and they asked for help from someone, most will either freak out or regurgitate.
Derf: We're looking for her family that's been snowjacked
Creature:snowjacked?! (Barfs)
Snowjacked by Mariposa24 July 8, 2012

snowballed 

An exchange of semen during oral sex.

A guy ejaculates into his partner's mouth during oral sex, and then semen is passed back into the mouth of the guy who just ejaculated through kissing.

This can involve multiple partners, and the term can also be used when the guy who just came didn't know his partner was going to transfer his semen back to him.
Fred's girlfriend is giving him oral sex; she ejaculates and she gives him a big wet french kiss before she swallows. Fred's been snowballed!
snowballed by elementalangst May 25, 2006

Snowjacked 

Getting fucked and kidnapped in the snow by pedophiles.
My family got snowjacked

two pissholes in a snowbank 

Two pissholes in a snowbank
I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked liketwo pissholes in a snowbank!”

And I fucked em right in the snowbank 

When you lay-out someone for being a dick. Usually used in places with snow. It's said when your buddy is being a douche and you put him in his place.
Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

And I fucked em right in the snowbank 

When you lay-out someone who is being a dick. Usually said in places with snow. Its said when your buddy is being a douche so you put him in his place.
Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.