Gary: Did I ever tell you about the time that a llama hocked a wad of spit and grass into Leigh's face?

Nick: No! What happened?

Gary: Oh, man, is that a snortworthy story!

Snortworthy by Peter349 December 17, 2009

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Snortforgle

When a dog runs around with it's nose very close to the ground looking like a vacuum cleaner.

After dinner Rover always snortforgles under the table.

Snortforgle by Snoid March 27, 2009

snortcopter

Derived from the internet slang term 'lolcopter', snortcopter is taking it one step further by implying you did not only LOL, but snorted as well.

OMG this is so funny! Snortcopter!!!

snortcopter by SheBeeExmi January 6, 2011

snowsport

When a guy comes on a girls tits and then proceeds to play around in his man made snow.

When I was ready to blow my load I just did it on my girl's tits and snowsported around on them after.

snowsport by whaddap69 October 24, 2011

shotportunity

A spontaneous moment a gun-user takes advantage of to satisfy their desire to unload a firearm at another human being.

This was a shotportunity.

shotportunity by AO1989 June 14, 2020

Snortworthy

1. Something (usually a drug) worthy of being snorted.

2. A humorous joke or statement that is worthy of a laughing snort, generally performed by the female gender.

Damn, This blow is seriously snortworthy.

Girl one: That wasn't even funny.
Girl two: I know, it wasn't snortworthy, but I totally did anyway.

Snortworthy by Tabgirl March 27, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026