Snortport

Nickname for Northport, NY because of high drug use.

yo snortport got some ill yayo

by iSNIFFoxycottin June 26, 2009

Snortworthy

A humorous situation that is so funny a snort accompanies your laugh.

Gary: Did I ever tell you about the time that a llama hocked a wad of spit and grass into Leigh's face?

Nick: No! What happened?

Gary: Oh, man, is that a snortworthy story!

by Peter349 December 17, 2009

Snortforgle

When a dog runs around with it's nose very close to the ground looking like a vacuum cleaner.

After dinner Rover always snortforgles under the table.

by Snoid March 27, 2009

snortcopter

Derived from the internet slang term 'lolcopter', snortcopter is taking it one step further by implying you did not only LOL, but snorted as well.

OMG this is so funny! Snortcopter!!!

by SheBeeExmi January 6, 2011

snowsport

When a guy comes on a girls tits and then proceeds to play around in his man made snow.

When I was ready to blow my load I just did it on my girl's tits and snowsported around on them after.

by whaddap69 October 24, 2011

shotportunity

A spontaneous moment a gun-user takes advantage of to satisfy their desire to unload a firearm at another human being.

This was a shotportunity.

by AO1989 June 14, 2020

Snortworthy

1. Something (usually a drug) worthy of being snorted.

2. A humorous joke or statement that is worthy of a laughing snort, generally performed by the female gender.

Damn, This blow is seriously snortworthy.

Girl one: That wasn't even funny.
Girl two: I know, it wasn't snortworthy, but I totally did anyway.

by Tabgirl March 27, 2009