Snomophobic 

adj. The description of one who fears homosexual snow, or homosexual snow itself; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

Roots:
English-Homophobia
English-Snow

Johnny: Bro, that's some snomophobic shit comin' down out there.

Billy: Yo I know. How the fuck are we gonna snowboard in this gay ass shit? It's not even sticking to the ground

Snomophobic by jokes1296 January 27, 2011

snomophobic 

The description of one who fears homosexual snow; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

-"Man, we should board today!"
-"Naaaaa, I'm as snomophobic as hell"
-"What the fuck are you talking about? That snow is straight bro."
-"Yeah, it is. Its like fuckin' icy and there are dirt patches everywhere, man. I'm scared."
-"Fuck. You're right."

snomophobic by abq127 January 26, 2011

Nomophobic 

The fear of being out of mobile phone contact. The term is an abbreviation for "no-mobile-phone phobia". It causes physical side effects such as panic attack, shortness of breath, dizziness, trembling, sweating, accelerated heart rate, chest pain and nausea.

SecurEnvoy's study found that 70% of female respondents fear losing their phones, compared with 61% of male respondents. However, men are more likely to have two phones than women, which may account for that discrepancy.

People 18-24 tend to be the most nomophobic (77%), followed by people aged 25-34 (68%). The third most nomophobic group is 55 and older.

Oh no, I can't find my cellphone ANYWHERE and I'm nomophobic - what if someone calls for an emergency, what if someone stole my phone? I'm panicking, help!!

Nomophobic by NDG June 19, 2013

Scomophobia 

Fear of being governed by a fossil fuel or climate denier.

'ScoMo' is the nickname of the current Australian Prime Minister, a staunch supporter of coal mining and resister of science. Scomophobia has spread through the Australasian region as neighbouring nations look on in terror and disbelief. Scomophobics believe in science and have a profound emotional attachment to their home planet.

The Scomophobia was so serious the school children had to go on strike for 3 years.

Scomophobia by zeldazzle October 1, 2019

Sodomophobic 

The Fear of the act of sodomy

Ruth is sodomophobic because she thinks it will hurt.

Sodomophobic by fullydh29er October 25, 2011

Scomophobic

An australian state of anger provoked by the overall rejection of bullsh*t politicians.

-Fu*k I'm so pissed by all these bushfires happening and our politicians flying off to Haiwaii!!!
- Mate, you're definitely scomophobic.

Scomophobic by Joel Lakeesh Mittal January 7, 2020

Somophobia

Fear of soy.

What is up with people calling each other ‘soyboy’ as if that’s an insult?

Me, an intellectual: somophobia detected

Somophobia by VforVegdetta July 15, 2019