Urban Dictionary: Snomophobic

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adj. The description of one who fears homosexual snow, or homosexual snow itself; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

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English-Homophobia
English-Snow

Johnny: Bro, that's some snomophobic shit comin' down out there.

Billy: Yo I know. How the fuck are we gonna snowboard in this gay ass shit? It's not even sticking to the ground

by jokes1296 January 27, 2011

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snomophobic

The description of one who fears homosexual snow; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

-"Man, we should board today!"
-"Naaaaa, I'm as snomophobic as hell"
-"What the fuck are you talking about? That snow is straight bro."
-"Yeah, it is. Its like fuckin' icy and there are dirt patches everywhere, man. I'm scared."
-"Fuck. You're right."

by abq127 January 26, 2011

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