adj. The description of one who fears homosexual snow, or homosexual snow itself; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.
The description of one who fears homosexual snow; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.
-"Man, we should board today!"
-"Naaaaa, I'm as snomophobic as hell"
-"What the fuck are you talking about? That snow is straight bro."
-"Yeah, it is. Its like fuckin' icy and there are dirt patches everywhere, man. I'm scared."
-"Fuck. You're right."
Normally occurs in 6ft+ people, it helps that they can't even see us most of the time...
Kiddy 1: Oi bruv 'ave you seen that lil' shorty anywhere?
Tall kid: Nah bruv I 'aven't bothered lookin' down in a while, I don't wan' a panic attack. I 'ave shortphobia rememba'?
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)