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Shortphobic 

"I'm not shortphobic or anything but he's not tall enough for me"

Snomophobic 

adj. The description of one who fears homosexual snow, or homosexual snow itself; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

Roots:
English-Homophobia
English-Snow
Johnny: Bro, that's some snomophobic shit comin' down out there.

Billy: Yo I know. How the fuck are we gonna snowboard in this gay ass shit? It's not even sticking to the ground
Snomophobic by jokes1296 January 27, 2011

snomophobic 

The description of one who fears homosexual snow; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.
-"Man, we should board today!"
-"Naaaaa, I'm as snomophobic as hell"
-"What the fuck are you talking about? That snow is straight bro."
-"Yeah, it is. Its like fuckin' icy and there are dirt patches everywhere, man. I'm scared."
-"Fuck. You're right."
snomophobic by abq127 January 26, 2011

snoraphobia 

My snoraphobia kicks in when I'm on a long flight and know I'll fall asleep.

Shortphobia 

The phobia of short people.

Normally occurs in 6ft+ people, it helps that they can't even see us most of the time...
Kiddy 1: Oi bruv 'ave you seen that lil' shorty anywhere?
Tall kid: Nah bruv I 'aven't bothered lookin' down in a while, I don't wan' a panic attack. I 'ave shortphobia rememba'?
Shortphobia by PopeTouchy69 June 15, 2022