Comfort-Junkie

A person who claims to be your friend, but who refuses to do anything to help you when you ask;
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.
by mysticklemom November 14, 2018
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Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.
When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?
by mysticklemom February 13, 2021
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Hanging-Chad

When someone posts a random question and the comments are full of wrong answers by everybody, including me, and the original poster never comes back to the comments with the REAL answer.
Dang, did Scoob ever come back with an answer to that post that got like, 200 comments?

Nah... he smoked a bunch of homegrown and forgot what the original answer was... it was, "A Hanging-Chad,"...
by mysticklemom May 04, 2021
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Quaranthing

By the end of April 2020, the 40-day National Social-Distancing Campaign to reduce the spread of Coronavirus had become a soul-sucking source of stupidity because no American leaders could agree on the best way to reopen American businesses.
OMG, I need to get my hair cut! When is this Quaranthing gonna be OVER?!
by mysticklemom April 28, 2020
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Snuffication

smothering new ideas and fresh perspectives by overwhelming them with demands, obstacles, rigid rules, and outright hostility, fully and enthusiastically expressed, so hard and fast that EVERYTHING, "NEW," gets snuffed-out before it's ever fully-formed and presented.
#BlackLivesMatter actually started back in 2015, but the first wave of the movement died of snuffication, from the wealthy investors, as usual.
by mysticklemom June 11, 2020
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Smuggles

People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.
by mysticklemom January 18, 2019
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When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."
Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...
by mysticklemom June 07, 2020
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