Definitions by Crazypatty

Uncle Willy 

When you insert the tongue into the ear of an unwilling recipient.

Billy gave me an Uncle Willy last night and told me not to tell anyone...What should I do?

Uncle Willy by Crazypatty September 22, 2010

Texas Snowflake 

The act of flaking dried ejaculate off of one's Penis onto the outstretched tongue of the partner after unprotected Vaginal penetration.

My girlfriend gets very emotional when I give her a Texas Snowflake because it reminds her of when she was a child and caught falling snowflakes on her tongue.

Texas Snowflake by Crazypatty July 16, 2009