Snirsty

When one has a thirsty nose, it is said to be ‘snirsty’. Of particular relevance to the act of snorting cocaine. Variations may be improvised to refer to all manners of insufflation. Common substitutions include ‘shnirsty’ and its whinier cousin, ‘snorsty’, conveying an implied sense of urgency.

Papa, I’m a snirsty boi… May I have some shnorst for my snirst-hole?

She’s a total shnirst trap, she’s only after your blow, bro

Snirsty by cap’n shnirst July 10, 2025

snarsty 

anther way of saying 'sick nasty' combined...the R sounds better

Em: omg did you see those rims of that car?!
Nick: Yo those were snarsty

snarsty by Em&Nickkk January 3, 2009

Slirsty 

When you are sleepy but also is thirsty

" Darius was slirsty at 5:00 a.m. "

Slirsty by UnknownSexciiCreature June 13, 2017

snirty 

The leftover, dirty looking snow left on the side of the road after the roads have been cleared.

Snow + dirty = SNIRTY.

"Ew, look at all the snirty."

snirty by Meredita January 9, 2010

Shirsty 

Thirst caused from a bowel movement.

John was so shirsty after using the bathroom he went straight to the drink machine for a soda.

Shirsty by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018

Shirsty 

The thirst brought on from a recent bowel movement.

Bryan was shirsty after using the C-Wing bathroom. It's no surprise that he was the one responsible for the sewage backup.

Shirsty by RudyMonster May 24, 2018

Shirsty 

Thirst caused by a recent bowel movement.

John must have been shirsty after using the bathroom, he went to the soda machine to get a drink after taking a dump.

Shirsty by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018