Shirsty 

Thirst caused from a bowel movement.

John was so shirsty after using the bathroom he went straight to the drink machine for a soda.

Shirsty by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018

Shirsty 

The thirst brought on from a recent bowel movement.

Bryan was shirsty after using the C-Wing bathroom. It's no surprise that he was the one responsible for the sewage backup.

Shirsty by RudyMonster May 24, 2018

Shirsty 

Thirst caused by a recent bowel movement.

John must have been shirsty after using the bathroom, he went to the soda machine to get a drink after taking a dump.

Shirsty by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018

Shirsty 

Thirst after taking a shit. Shit + Thirsty = Shirsty

He was so Shirsty after taking a shit that I had to get a soda from the drink machine.

Shirsty by Johnny Gnome June 2, 2018

Shirsty 

After taking a doodoo the body maybe dehydrated so the doodooer goes immediately to get a beverage.

I just took a huge dump and now I'm Shirsty.

Shirsty by 1kbryan May 30, 2018

Joe Shiesty 

The best QB to ever play for the Cincinnati Bengals

Marty: Joe Shiesty is dropping dimes!

E: That's because he's the best QB in Cincinnati Bengals history.

Joe Shiesty by Cheeseconeys January 15, 2022

Joe shiesty 

Shiesty, meaning something that is inconsiderate or deceitful, while paired with the name Joe makes Joe Shiesty. Joe means Joe Burrow, who is an American quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals and mostly all of the time joe just simply does not give a single damn about your nfl defense and will perform shiesty maneuvers on the other teams defense. Sometimes resulting in players wives saying the refs must’ve won the game for them.

-Dude, did you hear about patty Mahomes wife tweeting the refs won the game?

- ya dude, joe shiesty really out here

Joe shiesty by ColesArmy January 4, 2022