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Thirst caused from a bowel movement.
John was so shirsty after using the bathroom he went straight to the drink machine for a soda.
Shirsty by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018
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The thirst brought on from a recent bowel movement.
Bryan was shirsty after using the C-Wing bathroom. It's no surprise that he was the one responsible for the sewage backup.
Shirsty by RudyMonster May 24, 2018
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Thirst caused by a recent bowel movement.
John must have been shirsty after using the bathroom, he went to the soda machine to get a drink after taking a dump.
Shirsty by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018
Thirst after taking a shit. Shit + Thirsty = Shirsty
He was so Shirsty after taking a shit that I had to get a soda from the drink machine.
Shirsty by Johnny Gnome June 2, 2018
After taking a doodoo the body maybe dehydrated so the doodooer goes immediately to get a beverage.
I just took a huge dump and now I'm Shirsty.
Shirsty by 1kbryan May 30, 2018

Joe Shiesty 

The best QB to ever play for the Cincinnati Bengals
Marty: Joe Shiesty is dropping dimes!

E: That's because he's the best QB in Cincinnati Bengals history.
Joe Shiesty by Cheeseconeys January 15, 2022

Joe shiesty 

Shiesty, meaning something that is inconsiderate or deceitful, while paired with the name Joe makes Joe Shiesty. Joe means Joe Burrow, who is an American quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals and mostly all of the time joe just simply does not give a single damn about your nfl defense and will perform shiesty maneuvers on the other teams defense. Sometimes resulting in players wives saying the refs must’ve won the game for them.
-Dude, did you hear about patty Mahomes wife tweeting the refs won the game?

- ya dude, joe shiesty really out here
Joe shiesty by ColesArmy January 4, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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