Snifus

person who sniffs butts





>AKA<ALEXBELTS

Woah, Alex Belts is such a snifus.

by Tipsteezy&Jeezy February 18, 2009

SNIFU

SNIFU (rhymes with snafu) is used as an apologetic message when you accidentally send a text message to the wrong recipient or text group. It's an easy way of saying "Sorry, Not Intended For You"

Wendy was always sending text messages to the wrong person. She would start typing her message and hit send before she realized that she was in the wrong window. Then she would have to type "SNIFU" to let the recipient of the wayward text know that the message was "Sorry, Not Intended for You"

by PoorDavid September 20, 2021

Sniffsonian

Worlds largest museum of sniffable compounds & objects ranging from drugs & farts to mummy toes, hippo pubes, dinosaur poop & Australopithecus panties. Any sniffable thing you can think of is kept there.

Emiliano is a recovering coke addict. She has been prescribed a visit to Sniffsonian twice a week to control her cravings. Her pass doesn't allow entry to the drug section though. It's working! She has been clean for the last 3+ months!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021

sinfusion

1. Corruption of the word "infusion" to describe the practise of chemically altering or spiking the drink of a person, usually underage, for sexual gain. Commonly attributed to paedophilia and child abuse.

2. The foul-smelling discharge emitted from the rectum after unprotected anal intercourse, from the combination of semen and faeces.

1. "Sinfusions are illegal."

2. "The sheets were smeared with sinfusion and rank sweat."

by Daniel Price May 22, 2006

snafus

To elaborate the different acronyms the military so colorfully uses/used.
SNAFU: Situatin Normal All Fucked Up.
TARFU: Things Are Really Fucked Up.
FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.

"We ran into a SNAFU." The slang does not use it properly, but rather modifies the acronym that is used so much into more of a word. SNAFU actually becomes a predicate.

by Dental_FlossTycoon June 24, 2005

sniffsnaff

To sneeze quickly after hiccuping into a glass of milk

I just sniffsnaffed into my milk and now its all over me.

by XxLuvDentzxX December 2, 2010

Toiley Sniffs

The act of sniffing/huffing the seat, rim, or inner bowl of a freshly utilized public toilet.

I can't believe it. Tim's finally been barred from Crafty's, cause the bouncers caught him doing toiley sniffs in the women's room.

by Terry Spunwick May 26, 2019