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snicker-snag 

One of the tricks in the stable of the midwestern playground bully. To snicker-snag someone is to hold them down, dangle a thread of spit out of your mouth and while the spit is dangling, dip your head closer and closer to the victim. threatening to drape the spit on their face. The spit does not reach its target in a true snicker-snag, but is instead, sucked back in at the last possible second. It is a variation on snagging, which is to actually spit on someone. The snicker-snag (and snagging in general) was brought into the popular vernacular by Mystery Science Theater 3000.
"Death by snicker-snag!" - MST3K's Mike Nelson, during a scene in which two guys are fighting and one is holding the other down.

"I want to kick this movie in the groin and snag on it!" - MST3K's Crow, during Starfighters
snicker-snag by Eric Seven April 11, 2004

eat a snickers 

When someone has an attitude or is hella worked up and needs to calm the f**k down. A reference to the Snickers commercials when someone "is not themself" until they eat a Snickers.
Friend 1: What the hell is wrong with Dee?

Friend 2: I don't know, but she needs to eat a Snickers and have a seat.
eat a snickers by deeBoe October 16, 2014

Snickers foot 

A condition similar to that of athlete's foot, but for non-athletes. Sores, cracks, and itchy fissures develop on their foot and toes after a large consumption of Snickers candy bars while "exercising" or whatever brisk movement the non-athlete is doing to generate a sweat.

The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.
Damn! Daniel!! Back at it again with the Snickers Foot.

Clit Snickers 

A woman you meet at a bar, usually a large, plump college chic whom has been drinking cheap beer and eating all of the shitty bars cheap peanuts. After buying her more cheap beer, and watching her gorge on free peanuts, you bring her home in the wee hours of the morning. While she uses your bathroom, the shits peanuts, and does not wipe correctly, smearing peanuts, shit, and cheap beer sludge on her pussy and clitoris. You try and lick that pussy, but soon find out she has Clit Snickers, a pussy filled with peanuts and fecal matter. You opt to just fuck the pig.
I was about to suck Kelly's pussy, but that bitch had a raging case of Clit Snickers, peanuts and all.
Clit Snickers by Rimjob Ninja June 23, 2010

Fishy Snickers 

The act of simultaneously inserting your index finger into a woman's vagina and your middle finger into her anus, extracting, and then reversing your fingers, inserting the middle finger into her vagina and your index finger her anus.
Dude, smell my peace sign, I just gave that chick a fishy snickers.

Snickers slapper 

Someone who enjoys the act of punching or slapping a male in the nuts just for fun
wow that really hurt that guy is a true snickers slapper.
Snickers slapper by JayFonz August 25, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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