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Sneizures 

Chronic condition of repeated sneezing tantrums often exacerbated when going from dark to light areas or generally being oversensitive to anything sneezing related.
I would buy my girlfriend flowers but she is allergic to everything and it gives her Sneizures.
Sneizures by duitbrains June 12, 2014

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.
I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.
Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018
Event Of One Sneezing Uncontrollably Causing Him/Her To Make Strange Motions, As One Would Do While Having A Seizure.
Jace Had A Sneazure When He Dusted The Chalkboard Erasers
Sneazure by Jay Mthr Fckr May 30, 2009

Sneezure 

To sneeze several times uncontrollably, as though having a seizure.
My brother who has allergies woke me this morning when he was having one of his sneezures.
Sneezure by Gulstab April 23, 2008

phone seizure 

The jump-spasm you make when you reach for you phone and realize it's not there.
Mili had a phone seizure when she reached to grab her phone and realized it wasn't there.
phone seizure by Talljellybean March 12, 2016

jesus seizure 

going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.

The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial
"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"
jesus seizure by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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