Gulstab's definitions

Republichristian

The stereotypical Republican who links absolutely everything to the Bible.

Pat Robertson is a prime example of a Republichristian.

by Gulstab February 13, 2010

kk

A lazy way of saying "OK". Try not to hang on that second K, or you may get shot.

A: Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss, be right back.
B: kkk
A: *slap!* The O's right fucking next to the K!!!

by Gulstab September 19, 2009

bagel

Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.

*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*

Sean: Dude, we have donuts.

Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.

*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*

by Gulstab August 8, 2009

Jailbait

Any situation which tempts a person to do something really stupid, and will likely land them in jail, hence the term. Examples include attractive underage women, an unlocked car with the keys left in the ignition, that rack of discount books that sits OUTSIDE of Hastings instead of INSIDE, etc.

See that Chevy over there? The red one? It's unlocked. I think I see the keys in the ignition, too. You should go check it out, man.

...

Yes, he took the jailbait! *dials 911*

by Gulstab June 10, 2009

NyQuilshuffling

Akin to robotripping, NyQuilshuffling is the abuse of the cold medicine NyQuil in order to become intoxicated. Vaguely described in the song by They Might Be Giants, AKA Driver.

John: Dude, is Bob over there Robotripping?
Steve: No, he's NyQuilshuffling. You should probably confiscate his car keys.

by Gulstab May 10, 2009

Rick Roll

Rick Rolling is commonly thought of as linking a friend, who thinks they are getting something desirable, to a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", though this is not always the case. A Rick Roll may be amplified by having the window fly around your screen and, upon closure, release a stream of popups (usually displaying the lyrics) that will open as you close the previous, as seen at raygoldmodels.com. These can be humorous to witness over the shoulder, as well as to have an email response to.

Man, after I Rick Rolled my friend, he was super duper pissed off at me.

I like to close the popups as their respective lyrics end whenever I get Rick Rolled.

by Gulstab April 22, 2008

flammable beverage

It means booze.

Hey guys, I'm gonna go get a flammable beverage, anybody else want one?

by Gulstab February 12, 2010