flammable beverage

It means booze.

Hey guys, I'm gonna go get a flammable beverage, anybody else want one?

by Gulstab February 12, 2010

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kk

A lazy way of saying "OK". Try not to hang on that second K, or you may get shot.

A: Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss, be right back.
B: kkk
A: *slap!* The O's right fucking next to the K!!!

by Gulstab September 19, 2009

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Jailbait

Any situation which tempts a person to do something really stupid, and will likely land them in jail, hence the term. Examples include attractive underage women, an unlocked car with the keys left in the ignition, that rack of discount books that sits OUTSIDE of Hastings instead of INSIDE, etc.

See that Chevy over there? The red one? It's unlocked. I think I see the keys in the ignition, too. You should go check it out, man.

...

Yes, he took the jailbait! *dials 911*

by Gulstab June 10, 2009

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bagel

Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.

*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*

Sean: Dude, we have donuts.

Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.

*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*

by Gulstab August 08, 2009

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