Gulstab's definitions

Sneezure

To sneeze several times uncontrollably, as though having a seizure.

My brother who has allergies woke me this morning when he was having one of his sneezures.

by Gulstab April 23, 2008

bagel

Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.

*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*

Sean: Dude, we have donuts.

Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.

*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*

by Gulstab August 8, 2009

asexual

A living organism who
A)is flat out not interested,
B)has been emotionally disturbed previously in their lifetime to the point of no longer desiring a mate to breed with,
C)is capable of reproducing by itself, or
D)has looking into the details of having sex, and simply doesn't find it worth it.

A)Jake can stare at a naked girl for hours and not get hard for even the slightest second. I wish I could do that!
B)Poor Bill was raped by his father during his childhood, so don't ask him out unless he seems interested.
C)Many microorganisms, as well as worms and a certain breed of snake are capable of creating babies all by themselves.
D)John is a smart asexual. He knows that a relationship isn't worth a breakup, an STD, punishment, or, heaven forbid, AIDs.

by Gulstab February 14, 2008

feces

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.

I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.

by Gulstab February 18, 2009

Republichristian

The stereotypical Republican who links absolutely everything to the Bible.

Pat Robertson is a prime example of a Republichristian.

by Gulstab February 13, 2010

kk

A lazy way of saying "OK". Try not to hang on that second K, or you may get shot.

A: Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss, be right back.
B: kkk
A: *slap!* The O's right fucking next to the K!!!

by Gulstab September 19, 2009

NyQuilshuffling

Akin to robotripping, NyQuilshuffling is the abuse of the cold medicine NyQuil in order to become intoxicated. Vaguely described in the song by They Might Be Giants, AKA Driver.

John: Dude, is Bob over there Robotripping?
Steve: No, he's NyQuilshuffling. You should probably confiscate his car keys.

by Gulstab May 10, 2009