flammable beverage

It means booze.

Hey guys, I'm gonna go get a flammable beverage, anybody else want one?

by Gulstab February 12, 2010

bagel

Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.

*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*

Sean: Dude, we have donuts.

Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.

*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*

by Gulstab August 08, 2009

Sneezure

To sneeze several times uncontrollably, as though having a seizure.

My brother who has allergies woke me this morning when he was having one of his sneezures.

by Gulstab April 23, 2008

Republichristian

The stereotypical Republican who links absolutely everything to the Bible.

Pat Robertson is a prime example of a Republichristian.

by Gulstab February 13, 2010

kk

A lazy way of saying "OK". Try not to hang on that second K, or you may get shot.

A: Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss, be right back.
B: kkk
A: *slap!* The O's right fucking next to the K!!!

by Gulstab September 19, 2009

feces

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.

I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.

by Gulstab February 18, 2009

plant

Easily the best kingdom on Earth.

When humans fail God, the plants will take over.

by Gulstab April 20, 2008