Urban Dictionary: Sneezure

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To sneeze several times uncontrollably, as though having a seizure.

My brother who has allergies woke me this morning when he was having one of his sneezures.

by Gulstab April 23, 2008

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by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

Repetitive sneezing, A sneezing attack, Sneezing 5+ times in a short time

Emma couldn't stop sneezing, she was having a sneezure!

by love_emily_2008 October 09, 2008

when a person sneezes more than 6 times in a row for no apparent reason.

Dude are you alright? You seem to be having a sneezure, Bobby.

by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010

repetitive sneezing; five or more. Also see grandma sneezures.

My sneezures are so bad I almost past out from lack of oxygen.

by Heath December 14, 2003

Rapid repetitive sneezing over (5+ sneezes) a period of less than 10 seconds. Can be measured in sps (Sneezes / Second)

After taking a huge sniff of the moldy wall, I had a 9 sps sneezure, which was my most intense sneezure to date.

by Mike Chiarenza November 29, 2007

A full-body spasm caused by a violent sneeze. Flailing arms and/or legs often wreak havoc to anyone or anything within reach.

Rocky knocked his books off the table, due to a particulary violent sneezure.

by tbbrick March 20, 2006