duitbrains's definitions

Titsy Ditzy

A female with an amazing rack and a less than deeply philosophical mentality.

Dude, our waitress Cindy is so boobalicious. Yeah, she forgot our drinks like 3 times tho, too bad she is all Titsy Ditzy.

by duitbrains July 6, 2012

copycock

Female individual who systematically fornicates with a specific individuals X-boyfriends. Usually occurs due to poor mate selection strategy or purposeful intentions to slum up the popularity ladder. e.g. leftover salmon

Seems like everyone I break up with, loser slut Jenny has to date right away. She is such a copycock.

by duitbrains November 11, 2009

ITdicks

n. When ganking wireless from a convenient source, those IT professionals who decide to block all of the sites that are worth going to.

n. IT professionals that are also to blame for annoying login acceptance pages that keep popping up when you are using your smartphone

The wireless here sux ass, ITdicks are blocking every awesome site.

Every time I open my phone their stupid wireless page comes up cuz of the ITdicks and their internet gestapo.

by duitbrains December 7, 2011

barfowl

Populous (sluts, douchebags) that frequents scandalous bars, taverns, clubs, etc.… to the point that it is their home and sanctuary.

I always tell my married friends that there is a look but don't touch policy at the bars, beware of the barfowl

by duitbrains October 4, 2013

Junk Cringe

instinctively covering/protecting ones genitalia when seeing someone get racked in epic fashion

flinch: draw back, as with fear or pain with a reflexive posture or gesture of covering ones genitalia in response to witnessing a severe injury to that area.

Saw this skater crush his nuts on this rail, gave me a junk cringe.

by duitbrains November 21, 2010

Sneizures

Chronic condition of repeated sneezing tantrums often exacerbated when going from dark to light areas or generally being oversensitive to anything sneezing related.

I would buy my girlfriend flowers but she is allergic to everything and it gives her Sneizures.

by duitbrains June 12, 2014

appsessed

When an individual or groups of individuals are infatuated with a new app or using/playing apps in general.

dude, why cant you stop playing angry turds for once, you might get laid once in a while if you werent so appsessed.

by duitbrains June 30, 2011