Definitions by duitbrains

Sneizures 

Chronic condition of repeated sneezing tantrums often exacerbated when going from dark to light areas or generally being oversensitive to anything sneezing related.

I would buy my girlfriend flowers but she is allergic to everything and it gives her Sneizures.

Sneizures by duitbrains June 12, 2014

cost affective disorder

An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.

"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"

cost affective disorder by duitbrains June 12, 2014

shitter stare

When leaving a single serving bathroom after dropping a shitbomb one obviously looks to avoid any immediate human interaction in order to avoid defecation guilt for desecrating the toilet area with stank nastiness. However, the instance in which one makes eye contact with the poop desecrator his/her face is flush with shit guilt, hence giving up the shitter stare...

I was waiting for the bathroom and this big fat nasty dude bolted out and totally gave me the shitter stare. I knew right away that the toilet had been shitbombed, BOOM nasty stank in my face, sofa king disgusting.

shitter stare by duitbrains February 19, 2014

barfowl 

Populous (sluts, douchebags) that frequents scandalous bars, taverns, clubs, etc.… to the point that it is their home and sanctuary.

I always tell my married friends that there is a look but don't touch policy at the bars, beware of the barfowl

barfowl by duitbrains October 4, 2013

Titsy Ditzy 

A female with an amazing rack and a less than deeply philosophical mentality.

Dude, our waitress Cindy is so boobalicious. Yeah, she forgot our drinks like 3 times tho, too bad she is all Titsy Ditzy.

Titsy Ditzy by duitbrains July 6, 2012

ITdicks 

n. When ganking wireless from a convenient source, those IT professionals who decide to block all of the sites that are worth going to.

n. IT professionals that are also to blame for annoying login acceptance pages that keep popping up when you are using your smartphone

The wireless here sux ass, ITdicks are blocking every awesome site.

Every time I open my phone their stupid wireless page comes up cuz of the ITdicks and their internet gestapo.

ITdicks by duitbrains December 7, 2011

appsessed 

When an individual or groups of individuals are infatuated with a new app or using/playing apps in general.

dude, why cant you stop playing angry turds for once, you might get laid once in a while if you werent so appsessed.

appsessed by duitbrains June 30, 2011