Sneezemis
Stupid Christmis due to covid-19. Your not allowed to get together and have fun. Only 'get togethers' with a two or three people are allowed.
Sneezemis by Jay the first November 28, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
sneezegasm
An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.
With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.
sneezegasm by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007
Related Words
sneezedick
sneezedick by wethorse December 23, 2013
sneezeiure
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
2:OMG this kid is having a sneezeiure!1!1one!!eleven
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
2:OMG this kid is having a sneezeiure!1!1one!!eleven
1:<sneeze>
sneezeiure by Ma-Rak January 13, 2008
monthly jellyfish sneezes
monthly jellyfish sneezes by I name things. May 2, 2016
sneezegasm
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.
sneezegasm by Kelsey and Dani April 24, 2009
Sneezeizure
When one is so overwhelmed by allergies they burst into a fit of multiple uncontrollable sneezes, which makes them incapable of functioning for a brief period of time.
Johann seriously needs to refill his allergy prescription. We can't get through a five minute conversation without him having a sneezeizure!
Sneezeizure by War on Tera May 17, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
Smut Fanfiction
Smut Fanfiction
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.