Sneezemis

Stupid Christmis due to covid-19. Your not allowed to get together and have fun. Only 'get togethers' with a two or three people are allowed.

This year christmas is canceled
but marry sneezemis everyone!

by Jay the first November 28, 2020

sneezegasm

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.

With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.

by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007

sneezedick

when you sneeze and you have a mini orgasm

*sneezes and jizzes*

"Ugh look at him he's such a sneezedick"

"Lmfao!"

by wethorse December 23, 2013

sneezeiure

To sneeze multiple times in an excessive amount.

1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
2:OMG this kid is having a sneezeiure!1!1one!!eleven
1:<sneeze>

by Ma-Rak January 13, 2008

monthly jellyfish sneezes

When a girl is on her period and she sneezes and it feels like a jellyfish came out her vagina

"I have a serious case of the Monthly Jellyfish Sneezes..."

by I name things. May 2, 2016

sneezegasm

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.

by Kelsey and Dani April 24, 2009

Sneezeizure

When one is so overwhelmed by allergies they burst into a fit of multiple uncontrollable sneezes, which makes them incapable of functioning for a brief period of time.

Johann seriously needs to refill his allergy prescription. We can't get through a five minute conversation without him having a sneezeizure!

by War on Tera May 17, 2009