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snatch-gunk

The substance which is expulsed from the female vagina or "snatch" during intercourse, or not during intercourse at all.

It comes in a variety of thickness' from very runny to super thick (the latter being alot like bleach). It can have a variety of smells to accompany the thickness, such as fish, dog food, sausage rolls and vanilla if you're lucky.

The key to maintaining good snatch-gunk is regular washes of the pelvic area with shampoo and/or conditioner.

It is a term favoured by Nathan from the E4 drama Misfits, and men across the globe.
Man: What's your snatch-gunk like?
Woman: It's very good thanks.

Man: YOU ARE A SNATCH GUNK
Woman: Thats impossible.
Man: No it isn't, shut up.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Other Man: I'm not a girl.
Man: So.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Woman: What's that?
Man: Go on urban dictionary.
snatch-gunk by "POWER-HOUSE" December 11, 2009

Snatch Gunk 

The gunk that comes out of a woman's vagina. Hopefully. First heard in Episode 4, Series 1, of Misfits.
"I can't break up with her, without travelling back in time!"

"Tell her she's got nasty snatch gunk."
Snatch Gunk by Fishenator December 18, 2011

snatchunder 

when going down on the female gender and just before she reaches the point of ecstasy you vomit (chunder) in her vagina (snatch) and break up with her. best done first thing in the morning so you can recall the unique way you gave her breakfast in bed the last time you saw her.
Girl: oh yeh thats the stuff
Guy: oh yeh u love the... (Vomits) Snatchunder bitch, im dating your mum, were over.
snatchunder by 2wen April 4, 2009

Snatchbuckler

One who live to pillage the booty. Known for dropping their riggin's and showing their masts at any givin time.Usually associated with rugby and beer.somewhat concentrated in the Houston/Galveston Texas area.
"Watch out for the Snatchbucklers. If you bolt the front door, the'll cum in your rear"

"Those guys are nothing else, if not Snatchbucklers"

snatchbuckler

Snatchbucklers know better, but they do it anyway!
I knew it would itch for a week, but as a snatchbuckler, I hit it anyway!

snatchmonkey 

Vagina, vagina, pussy, snatch,wet warlock,dark hole, beaver bunghole, or pooper
did you stick your penis in her snatchmonkey?
yes, i did
snatchmonkey by teeeebz March 29, 2008