Snatch-ass

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(noun) 1. (Usually in pornography); an anus pucker that is not the usual pucker shape, (but it resembles the slit of a vagina), therefore looking like a "snatch" inside of a pair of buttocks. 2. A crabby person; someone who is bitchy; a haggered, withered drug addict; an old fuddy-duddy; (in general), a crotchety, bitchy person who complains a lot.

1. "That guy in the gay porno had a weird-looking snatch-ass because it wasn't shaped like the usual pucker." 2. "That old snatch-ass woman at the nursing home bitched & complained about every little thing." -OR- "You're cracked out snatch-ass needs to go to rehab!" -OR- "My boss is a real snatch-ass. He's never satisfied with anyone's work."

Snatch-ass by Hung10Gemini August 17, 2008

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Snatch-ass

(*I forgot to add a 3rd definition to the earlier 2 that I submitted!*) noun 3. Someone who steals or "snatches" things from someone; a thief; a shoplifter.

"Those little snatch-ass hoodlums were shoplifting in the candy aisle at the store".

Snatch-ass by Hung10Gemini August 22, 2008

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National snatch ass month

Don’t bother grabbing or slapping, just take ( boys and girls have fun ;)

Timmy snatched jimmys ass on national snatch ass month

National snatch ass month by Mrbigcheekd December 14, 2019

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Ass snatch

A phrase made by a/to a Mexican meaning much like "ass hole", but it lacks the same intellectuallity. This phrase was developed when a 14 year old Mexican boy was hit with an object and yelled back at the person, out of anger and not thinking, which is cleary seen. Advice to all, do NOT use this phrase unless you plan on being flamed and/or wish to be stoned to death.

???: *Throws an object at a Mexican*
Juan: What the fuck you ass snatch!
???: Ass snatch? Your a fucking lamer!

Ass snatch by Niumu December 15, 2004

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snitch ass bitch

a person who tells on you, rats on you... snitches. no matter what size this person is pr what their physical strength, this person is considered a bitch because they are a snitch. the "ass" part of the phrase comes from the fact that being a snitch and a bitch make you an ass. hence the term snitch ass bitch

person 1: "yo, i got fired from the convenience store.

Bobby told the manager i was stealin zig zags."

person 2: "seriously? what a snitch ass bitch"

snitch ass bitch by gumbi mcfadden March 14, 2010

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bitch ass snitch ass

a bitch ass bitch that be like ' yo bitch thats my shit bitch, but then then the bitch ass snitch ass comes ihn and snitches on that bitch for taking her shit. holla at a pimp

Judy played a great round of golf today, but then turned into a bitch ass snitch ass when Larry had some of her water. Boy was she upset!

bitch ass snitch ass by mike jones man May 23, 2006

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SNITCH ASS NIGGA

A nigga with a nose ring,that pretend he gangsta,will most definetly be defined as a SNITCH ASS NIGGA

Somebody who gets bullied by white kids,and instead of handling like a man,by riding out he snitches,THUS he becomes a SNITCH ASS NIGGA

SNITCH ASS NIGGA by Please dont tell on me March 1, 2008

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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