Snarfleblast 

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face

Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.

Snarfleblast by vux December 25, 2007

snarfblast 

the thing people do when they should blow their nose, but don't. bigger than a sniffle, so big that one must swallow their snot afterwards. sounds like a cross between loud snoring, choking, and coughing.

an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.

the act of swallowing a loogie.

"That man's snarfblasts make me want to vomit."

snarfblast by ohfuckno May 14, 2009

snarkleblast 

When one sneezes while chewing food - usually resulting in standers-by being covered in said food.

Yuck - that was the most impressive snarkleblast I've ever seen! I'm now covered in Corn Flakes - thanks.

snarkleblast by ivanthesquid December 12, 2009

Snarfleblat 

(noun) A feeling of mild amusement coupled with a dash of perplexity, often experienced when encountering something both strange and humorous, typically in online digital content.

The meme-filled website left her with a sense of snarfleblat that she found oddly satisfying.

Snarfleblat by oldiegoldie May 25, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019