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Snarfleblast 

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face
Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.
Snarfleblast by vux December 25, 2007

Snarfleblat 

(noun) A feeling of mild amusement coupled with a dash of perplexity, often experienced when encountering something both strange and humorous, typically in online digital content.
The meme-filled website left her with a sense of snarfleblat that she found oddly satisfying.
Snarfleblat by oldiegoldie May 25, 2023

Snorkelblast 

\ snor•kəl•blast \ noun

A person who blows there nose too hard resulting in a trumpet-like face fart loud enough to carry through several walls. Often occurs in sets of four or five. Mostly heard really early in the morning or anytime you might be trying to sleep.
“just slow down and blow your nose like a regular f**king person you snorkelblast!”
Snorkelblast by buffythebuffalobuffer September 19, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026