The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face
Last nightmy boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.
(noun) A feeling of mild amusement coupled with a dash of perplexity, often experienced when encountering something both strange and humorous, typically in online digital content.
The meme-filled website left her with a sense of snarfleblat that she found oddly satisfying.
A person who blows there nose too hard resulting in a trumpet-like face fart loud enough to carry through several walls. Often occurs in sets of four or five. Mostly heard really early in the morning or anytime you might be trying to sleep.
“just slow down and blow your nose like a regular f**king person you snorkelblast!”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)