The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face
Last nightmy boyfriendtried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.
(noun) A feeling of mild amusement coupled with a dash of perplexity, often experienced when encountering something both strange and humorous, typically in online digital content.
The meme-filled website left her with a sense of snarfleblat that she found oddly satisfying.
A person who blows there nose too hard resulting in a trumpet-like face fart loud enough to carry through several walls. Often occurs in sets of four or five. Mostly heard really early in the morning or anytime you might be trying to sleep.
“just slow down and blow your nose like a regular f**king person you snorkelblast!”