snarkleblast

When one sneezes while chewing food - usually resulting in standers-by being covered in said food.

Yuck - that was the most impressive snarkleblast I've ever seen! I'm now covered in Corn Flakes - thanks.

by ivanthesquid December 12, 2009

Snarfleblast

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face

Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.

by vux December 25, 2007

Snarfleblat

(noun) A feeling of mild amusement coupled with a dash of perplexity, often experienced when encountering something both strange and humorous, typically in online digital content.

The meme-filled website left her with a sense of snarfleblat that she found oddly satisfying.

by oldiegoldie May 25, 2023

Snorkelblast

\ snor•kəl•blast \ noun

A person who blows there nose too hard resulting in a trumpet-like face fart loud enough to carry through several walls. Often occurs in sets of four or five. Mostly heard really early in the morning or anytime you might be trying to sleep.

“just slow down and blow your nose like a regular f**king person you snorkelblast!”

by buffythebuffalobuffer September 19, 2022