1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.
Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.
You:
Shut up bitch. (Punch
in the face)
2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you
listening to?
Dude2: Glee is singing, duh
Dude1: Snapples my apples!!
Dude2: Thanks homie