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Snipples 

A feline with an odd number of nipples.
Most cats have 8 nipples, but this one has nine so it's a snipples.
Snipples by twoodlawn February 14, 2021
Q: Who's your favourite actor?
A: Noah Schnapp!
= person 'A' is a schnapple
Schnapple by yocoffeagirl July 25, 2020

snapple noises 

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other
I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises
snapple noises by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

snarpples 

getting hard nipples when you sneeze, which results in a slight orgasm whenever you sneeze.
Allison: "I love sneezing in public since I get snarpples nobody knows I'm having a slight orgasm."
Mallory: "Whoa. You're lucky, I'm jealous."
snarpples by PrincessCutieFACE! December 9, 2009

Snapple Fact #69 

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

Snapple Cap Speech 

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.
Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.