snapsex
"Last night I couldn't leave the house so me & Samantha had snapsex."
"How'd it go?"
"It was pretty hot, dawg."
"How'd it go?"
"It was pretty hot, dawg."
snapsex by lena_done-him January 19, 2014
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snapsex • snapsexting • Snap Sexing • snapex • slapsex • Snapesexual • Snapsence • Snapsey • snaptexting • synapse x
snapsexting
The act for a temporarily-exposed-message-exchanging application user of asking a fellow user how he/she would handle his penis, the question being previously set to be available for reading for up to 10 seconds.
Matt was snapsexting Laura yesterday morning but she wasn't available so he turned to Ashley who quickly responded and then Matt was satisfied.
snapsexting by ju3433433432343 August 20, 2014
snaptexting
(verb) a term derived from the popular social media app, Snapchat. Snapchat is typically used to send an ugly selfie or a video, add a caption, and send it to a friend (or maybe a few). They receive it, and once it is opened and viewed the snap disappears.
Snaptexting occurs when two people engage in a conversation on Snapchat using the small amount of text caption you are allowed to add to each snap as a means of communicating.
Snaptexting is not only impractical because of the limited character count, but it is also frustrating because if you do not read the caption in time you can never retrieve the message again.
Snaptexting occurs when two people engage in a conversation on Snapchat using the small amount of text caption you are allowed to add to each snap as a means of communicating.
Snaptexting is not only impractical because of the limited character count, but it is also frustrating because if you do not read the caption in time you can never retrieve the message again.
Morgan: *sends Ray a snap of pancakes* "Look at the pancakes I made!"
Ray: *sends Morgan a snap of a sad face* "I'm hungry, I want pancakes!"
Morgan: *sends Ray a snap of a happy face* "Come over, let's cook sometime!"
Ray: *sends Morgan another snap of a sad face* "I can't, I have finals."
Morgan: Goddamit Ray, stop snaptexting me and just send me an actual fucking text message.
Ray: *sends Morgan a snap of a sad face* "I'm hungry, I want pancakes!"
Morgan: *sends Ray a snap of a happy face* "Come over, let's cook sometime!"
Ray: *sends Morgan another snap of a sad face* "I can't, I have finals."
Morgan: Goddamit Ray, stop snaptexting me and just send me an actual fucking text message.
snaptexting by snaptexter101 May 20, 2013
Snapesexual
The curious way that characters in Harry Potter Fanfiction can be not gay but still in love with a man, in popular practice this is a way to explain how Harry Potter has never been attracted to a man before and not really many women and is still attracted to Severus Snape. Also Severus Snape fans claim this title.
Harry: I'm sorry I've never fucked another guy, but I've never liked another guy....maybe I'm Snapesexual?
Snape: *Raises eyebrow*
Snape: *Raises eyebrow*
Snapesexual by DieOnherKnees September 9, 2011
Snapsey
A snapsey, or the self titled "Snapester" is a fugitive, best known for evading the old bill on numerous occasions. Often witnessed driving a 1986 Mini Cooper (vertically on two wheels) it also engages in other UN-believable acts. Legend states that a snapsey once out-drank the England rugby team in a "top shelf" pint contest. Other stories claim that the snapsey scaled Truro cathedral after a "rampant gangbang" and woke up clutching the edge protection of the east tower. The regularity and ambiguous nature of the Snapey stories has lead many to believe he is simply a no good bullshitter, incapable of creating interest by any way other than lying.
Snapex
Snapex by ZnikizniczxD May 14, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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