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Snapesexual

The curious way that characters in Harry Potter Fanfiction can be not gay but still in love with a man, in popular practice this is a way to explain how Harry Potter has never been attracted to a man before and not really many women and is still attracted to Severus Snape. Also Severus Snape fans claim this title.
Harry: I'm sorry I've never fucked another guy, but I've never liked another guy....maybe I'm Snapesexual?
Snape: *Raises eyebrow*
Snapesexual by DieOnherKnees September 9, 2011
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sapeosexual

a sapeosexual person is the one who is attracted to the wisdom, the brain of the opposite sex
Padma Laxmi's attraction towards Salman Rushdie is a sapeosexual attraction
sapeosexual by wilnel April 9, 2009

Saposexual 

A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.Origins: From the Latin root sapien, wise or intelligent, and Latin sexualis, to the sexes.
I'm a saposexual. I cannot date a dumb person. After all, the brain is the largest sex organ!
Saposexual by SK254 July 28, 2014

shanesexual

a person who is only sexually attracted to shane dawson
I’m going to come out to my mom as shanesexual
shanesexual by SupHoes November 25, 2018

Saesexual 

Someone who's standards are too high to date or love someone else sexually
Don't get too close to her she's saesexual
Saesexual by Lazy lazie July 15, 2021

Samesexuals

Another name for people who enjoy relations with people of the same sexual orientation as themselves.
"That samesexuals bar certainly was hopping last night"
Samesexuals by Rhetoric Cafe September 16, 2012

Samesexual 

A man or woman who is exclusively same sex
"Hey my gay lover, I know we are bi-sexual, but those 2 are samesexual so neither of us have a shot at either of them."

We know Bi-sexual people have sex with both men & women & that they are homosexual, but not all homosexuals are bi-sexual. We also hear gender specific terms, but they still don't fit the accurate definition of "Samesexual"
Samesexual by brtang1 June 7, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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