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A snapsey, or the self titled "Snapester" is a fugitive, best known for evading the old bill on numerous occasions. Often witnessed driving a 1986 Mini Cooper (vertically on two wheels) it also engages in other UN-believable acts. Legend states that a snapsey once out-drank the England rugby team in a "top shelf" pint contest. Other stories claim that the snapsey scaled Truro cathedral after a "rampant gangbang" and woke up clutching the edge protection of the east tower. The regularity and ambiguous nature of the Snapey stories has lead many to believe he is simply a no good bullshitter, incapable of creating interest by any way other than lying.
Gary: Oohh man, went out big style last night. Took a pedallo out to Africa and woke up in a tribes teepee.

Shaun: Fuck off Gary? You didn't leave your mums bedroom last night! You were reaching around her underwear draws trying to find her dildo?! Your such a snapsey!
Snapsey by Bentnar February 20, 2011
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snapsexting 

The act for a temporarily-exposed-message-exchanging application user of asking a fellow user how he/she would handle his penis, the question being previously set to be available for reading for up to 10 seconds.
Matt was snapsexting Laura yesterday morning but she wasn't available so he turned to Ashley who quickly responded and then Matt was satisfied.
snapsexting by ju3433433432343 August 20, 2014
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the back-and-forth exchange of explicit pictures & video, aka sexting, via Snapchat
"Last night I couldn't leave the house so me & Samantha had snapsex."
"How'd it go?"
"It was pretty hot, dawg."
snapsex by lena_done-him January 19, 2014
Harry Potter themed Cockney rhyming slang for the word 'rapey'
He gets a bit Snapey after he's had a few
Snapey by Cranborne November 21, 2010
The act of sending nudes back and forth over snapchat.
Person 1: I has SnapSex with 2 different guys last night!

Person 2: High Five Bro!!
SnapSex by Bobajake December 16, 2015
another word for oh my gosh, or cool
Snapsky, thats a big bucking chicken.
snapsky by KENNEDY KIRCHHEFER September 30, 2006
Snapey, derived from the name of an actual character going by the name of Severus Snape that exists only within the supposed alternate reality of Harry Potter. For someone to be snapey, they must be very goodlooking in a very obvious way, just like Professor Snape was greasy and in love with Lily Potter in an obnoxiously obvious way.

"I totally hate that guy for looking totally snapey today and throwing off my already lacking concentration"
Snapey by Akdovia September 21, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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