A snapsey, or the self titled "Snapester" is a fugitive, best known for evading the old bill on numerous occasions. Often witnessed driving a 1986 Mini Cooper (vertically on two wheels) it also engages in other UN-believable acts. Legend states that a snapsey once out-drank the England rugby team in a "top shelf" pint contest. Other stories claim that the snapsey scaled Truro cathedral after a "rampant gangbang" and woke up clutching the edge protection of the east tower. The regularity and ambiguous nature of the Snapey stories has lead many to believe he is simply a no good bullshitter, incapable of creating interest by any way other than lying.
Gary: Oohh man, went out big style last night. Took a pedallo out to Africa and woke up in a tribes teepee.
Shaun: Fuck off Gary? You didn't leave your mums bedroom last night! You were reaching around her underwear draws trying to find her dildo?! Your such a snapsey!
Shaun: Fuck off Gary? You didn't leave your mums bedroom last night! You were reaching around her underwear draws trying to find her dildo?! Your such a snapsey!
by Bentnar February 20, 2011
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Matt was snapsexting Laura yesterday morning but she wasn't available so he turned to Ashley who quickly responded and then Matt was satisfied.
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"It was pretty hot, dawg."
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"It was pretty hot, dawg."
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Get the snapsky mug.Snapey, derived from the name of an actual character going by the name of Severus Snape that exists only within the supposed alternate reality of Harry Potter. For someone to be snapey, they must be very goodlooking in a very obvious way, just like Professor Snape was greasy and in love with Lily Potter in an obnoxiously obvious way.
"I totally hate that guy for looking totally snapey today and throwing off my already lacking concentration"
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