Smymen 

A small tight virgin vagina sporting a small hymen.

I’m so sore today. Terrance busted my smymen last night.

Her smymen was so freakin tight I could barely get in and punch through.

Smymen by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

slymenstra hymen 

1. Alter ego Danyelle Stampe. A hot dancer who performs with Gwar. Known to shoot 20 foot flames from her mouth, spit blood on the audience, and wear skimpy costumes with a spiked push-up bra.

I don't care what you say, Slymenstra Hymen is fuckin' HOT!

slymenstra hymen by Max June 14, 2003

seymen 

Seymen is a person that can be very nice and you can have a great time with him. You probably won’t like him at first but if you get to know him you will realize that he is such a nice person. Sometimes he ignores you for no reason. He likes himself and is very self-confident. He likes good looking girls and has his specific type of girls.

Seymen is good in school.

seymen by Iknowyoubcsismcool October 3, 2020

slymenstra hymen 

Goddess of all rock

slymenstra hymen by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Soymen 

A priority vegan semen substitute.

Neil: "I was with Debbie last night and she went down on me and swallowed!

Bob: " Really?!! I thought she was vegan!"

Neil: " She is, but we bought soymen."

Soymen by White Feller December 1, 2017

seymen 

Sexy and amazing person, strength and intelligence in one piece. A leader who guides the way.

Seymen is a guardian angel

seymen by Crunchz January 17, 2017

Seymen 

sick dude, always the finest dude in the room. He has a sense of style and low key always had a girl. Brings a certain vibe with him and without him, a party isn't a party.

Guy 1: Dude this party sucks, I hope Seymen is coming soon.
Girl 1: Seymen is coming?

Guy 1:Yeah why?
Girl 1: He be kinda cute

Seymen by Hypebesty April 1, 2020