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sustle
sustle by TorontoWasteman April 11, 2017
smuttley
Untrustworthy girlfriend who repeatedly stabs you in the back, steals from you and seduces your man any chance she gets.
Did you hear what Bree did to Marie this time, stole her supply, sold half of it used the other half got pinched by cops to avoid charges smuttley told them everything full lagged Marie.
smusterbolder
small particles of gaseous poo which are small enough to pass through the soiled garment attached to the flatulent arsehole
phil released cabin pressure in a busy queue in a sandwich shop and annalisa replied "phew ive just eaten your smusterbolders you grass"
smusterbolder by youknowdamnrightyoubastard November 26, 2010
Smurtle
Smurtle by Disco Ranger July 21, 2011
smutler
A person that is the complete definition of bottom, who's mere existence is the evidence providing the necessary proof. They are commonly known to be 'trying' to proof how much of a top they are, though everyone knows it was and always will be a false claim. They also have a lot of kinks and deep throat a lot of things. (E.x: Trees, Hairbrushes, Toothpaste tube).
But everyone sill loves that bottom of a person in their own way.
But everyone sill loves that bottom of a person in their own way.
smutler by SmutlerIsABottom100% August 21, 2020
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womp
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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