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Pimp, Player, the king of Gs a wingman u can rely on down for anything nothing homo though
Damn SMURFF is a G.

SMURFF is the best.!
SMURFF by Rabiosa December 31, 2011
Originated in the small town of Norton, MA. This is a popularly used term when referencing a high. Is used as a way to express ones mind-state after alcohol or marijuana intake.
Wow i am "smurffed" right now!

I'm about to get "smurffed" in a bit.
Smurffed by Collegekidd December 28, 2010

smurffsexual

1. You find blue skinned guys/girls attractive. Tbh you must be really weird, if you do that. ;-;
2. You find small guys/girls attractive, and you often crush on them.
1. That smuff with white hat and pants is super attractive.

2. That small guy over there is so hot. I must be smurffsexual
smurffsexual by tropi-auntie November 7, 2020

Smurffed Adoptee 

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.
Smurffed Adoptee by gravy111 November 14, 2010

smurffins 

smurffins is the most general word ever creating in contemporary urban language.
it defines any state of mind, a place, a thing, a story, a person, and so on.

everything can be related to the word smurffins.
it's used when you want to point something out and you don't want to specify that matter.

it started to be used in the late 60's by a small hippie community, whom rejected the clear and objective definition of all things surrounding them.
case 1: pass me the smurffins, will you?

case 2: don't be such a smurffins, james!!!

case 3: where do you guys wanna go? - let's rock it out to the smurffins!!!!

many other cases could be presented, being smurffins such a universal word.
smurffins by isaacnoris October 21, 2009

Smurfify 

Smurfify • v. (smurfifies, smurfifying, smurfified) to permanently or temporarily stain one’s body parts or belongings blue.
-DERIVATIVES smurfification
Girl 1: Damn! That blue hair dye has stained my skin!
Girl 2: Haha, looks like you used it to smurfify your face!
Girl 1: Oh no! I've been smurfified!
Smurfify by loopylollypop May 20, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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