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smurffsexual

1. You find blue skinned guys/girls attractive. Tbh you must be really weird, if you do that. ;-;
2. You find small guys/girls attractive, and you often crush on them.
1. That smuff with white hat and pants is super attractive.

2. That small guy over there is so hot. I must be smurffsexual
by tropi-auntie November 7, 2020
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surfsexual

when a young man is neither straight or gay, just in love with his surfboard. hence the name surfsexual
"wow he is really cute"
"dont even try, he is surfsexual"
"that's a shame"
by cassandra says October 16, 2008
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surfsexual

when boys (mostly teenagers) are not straight nor gay. just in love with their surfboards and care about nothing else.
lilly:ughh that guy is so cute but he wont even look at me!

hallie: we are at the beach and the only thing he's paying attention to is his surfboard. he must be surfsexual
by cassandra say October 6, 2008
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