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slongin on the long dong
Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!
Pure ecstasy..
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!
Pure ecstasy..
I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
slongin on the long dong by anonymous November 7, 2017
Smoogimas
Smoogimas by Smoogimasness November 20, 2022
spongible
A person who has no particular skill or specialist knowledge, but who is regarded as capable of doing reasonably well across a range of responsibilities; and whose principal value to a business is an ability to absorb new information quickly. Often working in financial services, a spongible person will never set the market alight, but is ideal for fighting fires.
Spongie
A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the Spongebob Squarepants franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.
Spongie by Howard Brawnard February 6, 2014
Smoggin
To drive or operate an american automobile of the smog era, characteristically between model years 1973 - 1985. Also used to positively describe a vehicle of this era.
Smoggin by The smog bandits. January 19, 2010
songify
1. to make stuff into a song
2. to make a song...out of stuff...
that wasn't originally
intended to be a song.
2. to make a song...out of stuff...
that wasn't originally
intended to be a song.
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
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