Smoltz 

-Basically can be used to describe any object.

-Slang for smoltz

"Hey man, pass me the smoltz"


"Honey, you have some smoltz on your forehead"


"Are you hot, put some smoltz on it."


"Holy smoltz"

Smoltz by casey79westfalia February 23, 2009

john smoltz 

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.

Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.

john smoltz by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008

Stoltzed 

A verb used to describe the past action of having been seduced by the professional rower and olympian Matthew Stoltz. The word is aptly applied to and female (or male) who has fallen prey to his charm, good looks, and unbridled wit, only to later find out they were nothing more than a transient tool to satisfy his narcissistic and insatiable sexual appetite.

Girl: "Yea, I know Matt really well. We dated for a week a few months ago."
Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"

Stoltzed by Matthew Loftus January 25, 2008

Smolt 

The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.

Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.

High Schoolers.

Marta is such a smolt...she's got a lot to learn.

Smolt by Martizzle May 27, 2006

Sholtz 

Its a game:

When someone burps, they have to shout out sholtz, and then extend the thumb and pinkie finger (and make a fist with the middle three) then put the hand to their forehead, with the thumb touching the forehead.

Whoever is last to do this out of the gaming group gets hit very hard.

(Sitting in English class, someone burps)

SHOLTZ!

(everyone around them bar one repeats the movement)

Then they get hit.

Sholtz by April Brown March 31, 2009

stoltz

Someone who you love and think is fucking awsome

"wow, your such a stoltz"

stoltz by Stoltz July 15, 2008

Stoltzed 

Getting jerked around, backstabbed, cheated and disrespected, and then being expected to just take it in stride. Named after actor Eric Stoltz, who originally was cast as Marty McFly in "Back to the Future", but after a few weeks was fired and replaced with Michael J. Fox. All of the scenes already filmed with Stoltz were remade with Fox, and Stoltz never got a role that important ever again. Although it can be argued that Fox was a major part of the success of the movie, Eric Stoltz was screwed over and treated like crap by director Robert Zemeckis and producer Steven Spielberg. To get "Stoltzed" is to get backstabbed by somebody you used to respect.

Veteran teacher: " They gave my classroom to the new guy and took Honors Chemistry away from me. Now I'm teaching Earth Science in an unequipped lab with all the kids who flunked out last year. I don't like this new principal, she Stoltzed me."

Stoltzed by griff the great September 23, 2015