"Hey man, pass me the smoltz"
"Honey, you have some smoltz on your forehead"
"Are you hot, put some smoltz on it."
"Holy smoltz"
"Honey, you have some smoltz on your forehead"
"Are you hot, put some smoltz on it."
"Holy smoltz"
by casey79westfalia February 23, 2009
Get the Smoltz mug.Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.
by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008
Get the john smoltz mug.Related Words
Smoltz
• john smoltz
• sholtz
• Smolt
• Stoltzed
• shmoltz
• smeltz
• smeltzer
• Smeltzphobia
• smoltard
A verb used to describe the past action of having been seduced by the professional rower and olympian Matthew Stoltz. The word is aptly applied to and female (or male) who has fallen prey to his charm, good looks, and unbridled wit, only to later find out they were nothing more than a transient tool to satisfy his narcissistic and insatiable sexual appetite.
Girl: "Yea, I know Matt really well. We dated for a week a few months ago."
Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"
Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"
by Matthew Loftus January 25, 2008
Get the Stoltzed mug.The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.
Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.
High Schoolers.
Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.
High Schoolers.
by Martizzle May 27, 2006
Get the Smolt mug.Its a game:
When someone burps, they have to shout out sholtz, and then extend the thumb and pinkie finger (and make a fist with the middle three) then put the hand to their forehead, with the thumb touching the forehead.
Whoever is last to do this out of the gaming group gets hit very hard.
When someone burps, they have to shout out sholtz, and then extend the thumb and pinkie finger (and make a fist with the middle three) then put the hand to their forehead, with the thumb touching the forehead.
Whoever is last to do this out of the gaming group gets hit very hard.
(Sitting in English class, someone burps)
SHOLTZ!
(everyone around them bar one repeats the movement)
Then they get hit.
SHOLTZ!
(everyone around them bar one repeats the movement)
Then they get hit.
by April Brown March 31, 2009
Get the Sholtz mug."wow, your such a stoltz"
by Stoltz July 15, 2008
Get the stoltz mug.Getting jerked around, backstabbed, cheated and disrespected, and then being expected to just take it in stride. Named after actor Eric Stoltz, who originally was cast as Marty McFly in "Back to the Future", but after a few weeks was fired and replaced with Michael J. Fox. All of the scenes already filmed with Stoltz were remade with Fox, and Stoltz never got a role that important ever again. Although it can be argued that Fox was a major part of the success of the movie, Eric Stoltz was screwed over and treated like crap by director Robert Zemeckis and producer Steven Spielberg. To get "Stoltzed" is to get backstabbed by somebody you used to respect.
Veteran teacher: " They gave my classroom to the new guy and took Honors Chemistry away from me. Now I'm teaching Earth Science in an unequipped lab with all the kids who flunked out last year. I don't like this new principal, she Stoltzed me."
by griff the great September 23, 2015
Get the Stoltzed mug.