shmoltz

universal swear-word.

shmoltzing

liz: HOLY SHMOLTZ! THAT IS REDONK!!
mere: HFSF IK!! THATS SHMOLTZING LAME!!

hfsf = holy fccking shit fccks.

by mmeree14 January 19, 2008

Shmotz

Another term for (the action of) smoking

“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke

by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018

holy shmotz

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)

"HOLY SHMOTZ BRYAN IS WICKED COOL!!"

by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 9, 2009

Shmaltzy

Dramatic; awesome to a big extent.

Keep it soft at first, but then you can make is shmaltzy!

by Bee :] April 22, 2009

john smoltz

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.

Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.

by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008

Shmolty

The act of smoking then later burping and having smoke come out of your mouth.This commonly happens when you swallow the smoke and hold it in.

Did you see that sick shmolty that guy had.

by CWEBB7 June 21, 2011

Sholtz

Its a game:

When someone burps, they have to shout out sholtz, and then extend the thumb and pinkie finger (and make a fist with the middle three) then put the hand to their forehead, with the thumb touching the forehead.

Whoever is last to do this out of the gaming group gets hit very hard.

(Sitting in English class, someone burps)

SHOLTZ!

(everyone around them bar one repeats the movement)

Then they get hit.

by April Brown March 31, 2009