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universal swear-word.

shmoltzing
liz: HOLY SHMOLTZ! THAT IS REDONK!!
mere: HFSF IK!! THATS SHMOLTZING LAME!!

hfsf = holy fccking shit fccks.
shmoltz by mmeree14 January 19, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Another term for (the action of) smoking
“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke
Shmotz by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018
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holy shmotz 

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)

Shmaltzy 

Dramatic; awesome to a big extent.
Keep it soft at first, but then you can make is shmaltzy!
Shmaltzy by Bee :] April 22, 2009

john smoltz 

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.
Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.
john smoltz by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008
The act of smoking then later burping and having smoke come out of your mouth.This commonly happens when you swallow the smoke and hold it in.
Did you see that sick shmolty that guy had.
Shmolty by CWEBB7 June 21, 2011
Its a game:

When someone burps, they have to shout out sholtz, and then extend the thumb and pinkie finger (and make a fist with the middle three) then put the hand to their forehead, with the thumb touching the forehead.

Whoever is last to do this out of the gaming group gets hit very hard.
(Sitting in English class, someone burps)

SHOLTZ!

(everyone around them bar one repeats the movement)

Then they get hit.
Sholtz by April Brown March 31, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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