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universal swear-word.

shmoltzing
liz: HOLY SHMOLTZ! THAT IS REDONK!!
mere: HFSF IK!! THATS SHMOLTZING LAME!!

hfsf = holy fccking shit fccks.
shmoltz by mmeree14 January 19, 2008
Words you can keep
Another term for (the action of) smoking
“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke
Shmotz by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018
Related Words

holy shmotz 

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)
"HOLY SHMOTZ BRYAN IS WICKED COOL!!"

Shmaltzy 

Keep it soft at first, but then you can make is shmaltzy!
Shmaltzy by Bee :] April 22, 2009

john smoltz 

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.
Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.
john smoltz by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008
The act of smoking then later burping and having smoke come out of your mouth.This commonly happens when you swallow the smoke and hold it in.
Did you see that sick shmolty that guy had.
Shmolty by CWEBB7 June 21, 2011
Its a game:

When someone burps, they have to shout out sholtz, and then extend the thumb and pinkie finger (and make a fist with the middle three) then put the hand to their forehead, with the thumb touching the forehead.

Whoever is last to do this out of the gaming group gets hit very hard.
(Sitting in English class, someone burps)

SHOLTZ!

(everyone around them bar one repeats the movement)

Then they get hit.
Sholtz by April Brown March 31, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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